Act IV · Scene VI
Fields near Dover.
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Enter GLOUCESTER, and EDGAR dressed like a peasant
GLOUCESTER
When shall we come to the top of that same hill?
EDGAR
You do climb up it now: look, how we labour.
GLOUCESTER
Methinks the ground is even.
EDGAR
Horrible steep.Hark, do you hear the sea?
GLOUCESTER
No, truly.
EDGAR
Why, then, your other senses grow imperfectBy your eyes' anguish.
GLOUCESTER
So may it be, indeed:Methinks thy voice is alter'd; and thou speak'stIn better phrase and matter than thou didst.
EDGAR
You're much deceived: in nothing am I changedBut in my garments.
GLOUCESTER
Methinks you're better spoken.
EDGAR
Come on, sir; here's the place: stand still. How fearfulAnd dizzy 'tis, to cast one's eyes so low!The crows and choughs that wing the midway airShow scarce so gross as beetles: half way downHangs one that gathers samphire, dreadful trade!Methinks he seems no bigger than his head:The fishermen, that walk upon the beach,Appear like mice; and yond tall anchoring bark,Diminish'd to her cock; her cock, a buoyAlmost too small for sight: the murmuring surge,That on the unnumber'd idle pebbles chafes,Cannot be heard so high. I'll look no more;Lest my brain turn, and the deficient sightTopple down headlong.
GLOUCESTER
Set me where you stand.
EDGAR
Give me your hand: you are now within a footOf the extreme verge: for all beneath the moonWould I not leap upright.
GLOUCESTER
Let go my hand.Here, friend, 's another purse; in it a jewelWell worth a poor man's taking: fairies and godsProsper it with thee! Go thou farther off;Bid me farewell, and let me hear thee going.
EDGAR
Now fare you well, good sir.
GLOUCESTER
With all my heart.
EDGAR
Why I do trifle thus with his despairIs done to cure it.
GLOUCESTER
[Kneeling] O you mighty gods!This world I do renounce, and, in your sights,Shake patiently my great affliction off:If I could bear it longer, and not fallTo quarrel with your great opposeless wills,My snuff and loathed part of nature shouldBurn itself out. If Edgar live, O, bless him!Now, fellow, fare thee well.
He falls forward
EDGAR
Gone, sir: farewell.And yet I know not how conceit may robThe treasury of life, when life itselfYields to the theft: had he been where he thought,By this, had thought been past. Alive or dead?Ho, you sir! friend! Hear you, sir! speak!Thus might he pass indeed: yet he revives.What are you, sir?
GLOUCESTER
Away, and let me die.
EDGAR
Hadst thou been aught but gossamer, feathers, air,So many fathom down precipitating,Thou'dst shiver'd like an egg: but thou dost breathe;Hast heavy substance; bleed'st not; speak'st; art sound.Ten masts at each make not the altitudeWhich thou hast perpendicularly fell:Thy life's a miracle. Speak yet again.
GLOUCESTER
But have I fall'n, or no?
EDGAR
From the dread summit of this chalky bourn.Look up a-height; the shrill-gorged lark so farCannot be seen or heard: do but look up.
GLOUCESTER
Alack, I have no eyes.Is wretchedness deprived that benefit,To end itself by death? 'Twas yet some comfort,When misery could beguile the tyrant's rage,And frustrate his proud will.
EDGAR
Give me your arm:Up: so. How is 't? Feel you your legs? You stand.
GLOUCESTER
Too well, too well.
EDGAR
This is above all strangeness.Upon the crown o' the cliff, what thing was thatWhich parted from you?
GLOUCESTER
A poor unfortunate beggar.
EDGAR
As I stood here below, methought his eyesWere two full moons; he had a thousand noses,Horns whelk'd and waved like the enridged sea:It was some fiend; therefore, thou happy father,Think that the clearest gods, who make them honoursOf men's impossibilities, have preserved thee.
GLOUCESTER
I do remember now: henceforth I'll bearAffliction till it do cry out itself'Enough, enough,' and die. That thing you speak of,I took it for a man; often 'twould say'The fiend, the fiend:' he led me to that place.
EDGAR
Bear free and patient thoughts. But who comes here?
Enter KING LEAR, fantastically dressed with wild flowers
EDGAR
The safer sense will ne'er accommodateHis master thus.
KING LEAR
No, they cannot touch me for coining; I am theking himself.
EDGAR
O thou side-piercing sight!
KING LEAR
Nature's above art in that respect. There's yourpress-money. That fellow handles his bow like acrow-keeper: draw me a clothier's yard. Look,look, a mouse! Peace, peace; this piece of toastedcheese will do 't. There's my gauntlet; I'll proveit on a giant. Bring up the brown bills. O, wellflown, bird! i' the clout, i' the clout: hewgh!Give the word.
EDGAR
Sweet marjoram.
KING LEAR
Pass.
GLOUCESTER
I know that voice.
KING LEAR
Ha! Goneril, with a white beard! They flatteredme like a dog; and told me I had white hairs in mybeard ere the black ones were there. To say 'ay'and 'no' to every thing that I said!--'Ay' and 'no'too was no good divinity. When the rain came towet me once, and the wind to make me chatter; whenthe thunder would not peace at my bidding; there Ifound 'em, there I smelt 'em out. Go to, they arenot men o' their words: they told me I was everything; 'tis a lie, I am not ague-proof.
GLOUCESTER
The trick of that voice I do well remember:Is 't not the king?
KING LEAR
Ay, every inch a king:When I do stare, see how the subject quakes.I pardon that man's life. What was thy cause? Adultery?Thou shalt not die: die for adultery! No:The wren goes to 't, and the small gilded flyDoes lecher in my sight.Let copulation thrive; for Gloucester's bastard sonWas kinder to his father than my daughtersGot 'tween the lawful sheets.To 't, luxury, pell-mell! for I lack soldiers.Behold yond simpering dame,Whose face between her forks presages snow;That minces virtue, and does shake the headTo hear of pleasure's name;The fitchew, nor the soiled horse, goes to 'tWith a more riotous appetite.Down from the waist they are Centaurs,Though women all above:But to the girdle do the gods inherit,Beneath is all the fiends';There's hell, there's darkness, there's thesulphurous pit,Burning, scalding, stench, consumption; fie,fie, fie! pah, pah! Give me an ounce of civet,good apothecary, to sweeten my imagination:there's money for thee.
GLOUCESTER
O, let me kiss that hand!
KING LEAR
Let me wipe it first; it smells of mortality.
GLOUCESTER
O ruin'd piece of nature! This great worldShall so wear out to nought. Dost thou know me?
KING LEAR
I remember thine eyes well enough. Dost thou squinyat me? No, do thy worst, blind Cupid! I'll notlove. Read thou this challenge; mark but thepenning of it.
GLOUCESTER
Were all the letters suns, I could not see one.
EDGAR
I would not take this from report; it is,And my heart breaks at it.
KING LEAR
Read.
GLOUCESTER
What, with the case of eyes?
KING LEAR
O, ho, are you there with me? No eyes in yourhead, nor no money in your purse? Your eyes are ina heavy case, your purse in a light; yet you see howthis world goes.
GLOUCESTER
I see it feelingly.
KING LEAR
What, art mad? A man may see how this world goeswith no eyes. Look with thine ears: see how yondjustice rails upon yond simple thief. Hark, inthine ear: change places; and, handy-dandy, whichis the justice, which is the thief? Thou hast seena farmer's dog bark at a beggar?
GLOUCESTER
Ay, sir.
KING LEAR
And the creature run from the cur? There thoumightst behold the great image of authority: adog's obeyed in office.Thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand!Why dost thou lash that whore? Strip thine own back;Thou hotly lust'st to use her in that kindFor which thou whipp'st her. The usurer hangs the cozener.Through tatter'd clothes small vices do appear;Robes and furr'd gowns hide all. Plate sin with gold,And the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks:Arm it in rags, a pigmy's straw does pierce it.None does offend, none, I say, none; I'll able 'em:Take that of me, my friend, who have the powerTo seal the accuser's lips. Get thee glass eyes;And like a scurvy politician, seemTo see the things thou dost not. Now, now, now, now:Pull off my boots: harder, harder: so.
EDGAR
O, matter and impertinency mix'd! Reason in madness!
KING LEAR
If thou wilt weep my fortunes, take my eyes.I know thee well enough; thy name is Gloucester:Thou must be patient; we came crying hither:Thou know'st, the first time that we smell the air,We wawl and cry. I will preach to thee: mark.
GLOUCESTER
Alack, alack the day!
KING LEAR
When we are born, we cry that we are comeTo this great stage of fools: this a good block;It were a delicate stratagem, to shoeA troop of horse with felt: I'll put 't in proof;And when I have stol'n upon these sons-in-law,Then, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
Enter a Gentleman, with Attendants
Gentleman
O, here he is: lay hand upon him. Sir,Your most dear daughter--
KING LEAR
No rescue? What, a prisoner? I am evenThe natural fool of fortune. Use me well;You shall have ransom. Let me have surgeons;I am cut to the brains.
Gentleman
You shall have any thing.
KING LEAR
No seconds? all myself?Why, this would make a man a man of salt,To use his eyes for garden water-pots,Ay, and laying autumn's dust.
Gentleman
Good sir,--
KING LEAR
I will die bravely, like a bridegroom. What!I will be jovial: come, come; I am a king,My masters, know you that.
Gentleman
You are a royal one, and we obey you.
KING LEAR
Then there's life in't. Nay, if you get it, youshall get it with running. Sa, sa, sa, sa.
Exit running; Attendants follow
Gentleman
A sight most pitiful in the meanest wretch,Past speaking of in a king! Thou hast one daughter,Who redeems nature from the general curseWhich twain have brought her to.
EDGAR
Hail, gentle sir.
Gentleman
Sir, speed you: what's your will?
EDGAR
Do you hear aught, sir, of a battle toward?
Gentleman
Most sure and vulgar: every one hears that,Which can distinguish sound.
EDGAR
But, by your favour,How near's the other army?
Gentleman
Near and on speedy foot; the main descryStands on the hourly thought.
EDGAR
I thank you, sir: that's all.
Gentleman
Though that the queen on special cause is here,Her army is moved on.
EDGAR
I thank you, sir.
Exit Gentleman
GLOUCESTER
You ever-gentle gods, take my breath from me:Let not my worser spirit tempt me againTo die before you please!
EDGAR
Well pray you, father.
GLOUCESTER
Now, good sir, what are you?
EDGAR
A most poor man, made tame to fortune's blows;Who, by the art of known and feeling sorrows,Am pregnant to good pity. Give me your hand,I'll lead you to some biding.
GLOUCESTER
Hearty thanks:The bounty and the benison of heavenTo boot, and boot!
Enter OSWALD
OSWALD
A proclaim'd prize! Most happy!That eyeless head of thine was first framed fleshTo raise my fortunes. Thou old unhappy traitor,Briefly thyself remember: the sword is outThat must destroy thee.
GLOUCESTER
Now let thy friendly handPut strength enough to't.
EDGAR interposes
OSWALD
Wherefore, bold peasant,Darest thou support a publish'd traitor? Hence;Lest that the infection of his fortune takeLike hold on thee. Let go his arm.
EDGAR
Ch'ill not let go, zir, without vurther 'casion.
OSWALD
Let go, slave, or thou diest!
EDGAR
Good gentleman, go your gait, and let poor volkpass. An chud ha' bin zwaggered out of my life,'twould not ha' bin zo long as 'tis by a vortnight.Nay, come not near th' old man; keep out, che vorye, or ise try whether your costard or my ballow bethe harder: ch'ill be plain with you.
OSWALD
Out, dunghill!
EDGAR
Ch'ill pick your teeth, zir: come; no matter voryour foins.
They fight, and EDGAR knocks him down
OSWALD
Slave, thou hast slain me: villain, take my purse:If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body;And give the letters which thou find'st about meTo Edmund earl of Gloucester; seek him outUpon the British party: O, untimely death!
Dies
EDGAR
I know thee well: a serviceable villain;As duteous to the vices of thy mistressAs badness would desire.
GLOUCESTER
What, is he dead?
EDGAR
Sit you down, father; rest youLet's see these pockets: the letters that he speaks ofMay be my friends. He's dead; I am only sorryHe had no other death's-man. Let us see:Leave, gentle wax; and, manners, blame us not:To know our enemies' minds, we'ld rip their hearts;Their papers, is more lawful.
Reads
EDGAR
'Let our reciprocal vows be remembered. You havemany opportunities to cut him off: if your willwant not, time and place will be fruitfully offered.There is nothing done, if he return the conqueror:then am I the prisoner, and his bed my goal; fromthe loathed warmth whereof deliver me, and supplythe place for your labour.'Your--wife, so I would say--'Affectionate servant,'GONERIL.'O undistinguish'd space of woman's will!A plot upon her virtuous husband's life;And the exchange my brother! Here, in the sands,Thee I'll rake up, the post unsanctifiedOf murderous lechers: and in the mature timeWith this ungracious paper strike the sightOf the death practised duke: for him 'tis wellThat of thy death and business I can tell.
GLOUCESTER
The king is mad: how stiff is my vile sense,That I stand up, and have ingenious feelingOf my huge sorrows! Better I were distract:So should my thoughts be sever'd from my griefs,And woes by wrong imaginations loseThe knowledge of themselves.
EDGAR
Give me your hand:
Drum afar off
EDGAR
Far off, methinks, I hear the beaten drum:Come, father, I'll bestow you with a friend.
Exeunt